***PLEASE DO NOT email me if you dont have photos ESPECIALLY A GOOD FACE PIC, Im not wasting my time*** UPDATED 03/30/2016 I am ATTACHED!! I have a GREAT MAN and I can do what I want but that doesn't mean I will fuck anything. I like movies, travel, pottery, wine and painting, Partying, Groupon, Mead, glass blowing, fire, peach picking, fishing, biking, puppies, hamsters, alcohol tastings, Beignets, cooking/baking, coloring books, tropical beaches, beauty and bath supplies, food fights. And there is more but I don't feel like thinking of it. I like gifts and to be spoiled. I am a kick ass friend to have. It doesn't always have to be sexual. But look where I am. OMG!! This About Me section is soooo long. WHY? When you are in my shoes and see how rude and stupid males are when they email me, then you would understand. SIGH.... So I have come to this conclusion after fighting with myself for a while now about the type of men I like. Just because I am a BBW doesn't mean that I have to deal with a man who is also overweight or doesn't care what they look like. I have dated all types of men but I am more attracted to TALL men who workout. Yup!! The ones who stay fit. I like nice thick calves, thighs and flat stomachs. Yes, I may sound a bit shallow but I was open minded til I seem to get too many sweaty One Pump Chumps who would rather be lazy instead of dragging me to the gym with them, just going out having a good time where ever/whenever and having awesome sex to burn those calories off. And I am a Size Queen too. I am a Bitch that way for sure. I carry measuring tape in my purse. I am not into men older than me since most cant keep up and I will stick to what has done well for me. I cant please everyone and not everyone likes my color or my shape. Are you one of the people who were STUPID ENOUGH to get married? Are you attached? Just be UPFRONT and HONEST about it. Apparently you aint getting the good shit at home so I dont even know why you are attached. Just be real about it. PREFER NOT TO SAY??? Dont bother me at all. If I can take the time to fill out all my profile, what makes you think I need to pay attention to your ass if you cant fill yours out properly? I do have a dark side with a toy bag. I know how to be Vanilla. This is NOT The Joy of Sex circa 1979. I dont not like body hair and pubes on men. If you dont take it off, I will with either Fire Play, Duct Tape, Wax or yank it out somehow after 3 painted layers of Liquid Latex and laugh while doing it. Not into face hair either. Too prickly and my face is sensitive. Chapped skin and break outs is not sexy. Full head of hair? OoOh Something I can run my fingers through and something to grab on to. That's niiiiiice. :) I have a KILLER sense of Humor. You cant tell by this but I am cool. But it takes strong minded, intelligent men who are laid back to accept it. Or at least a good guy who wants to get to know a per who is worth it. Not everyone can. So to sum it up... Be over 6'0. I like TALL MEN. Fuckin YUMMY. NON Smoker!! Be fit, be VERY well groomed ( Use a Q-Tip and have the hair in your ears trimmed, Damn!! ), Be Intelligent, have a sense of humor, Be Respectful, laugh at yourself, be laid back, tell me you traveled places, Be Positive, DONT BRAG, be wild and crazy, lets go for beer and wings, read a nasty magazine/watch a good porn and learn a few moves, hang out with lesbians who can teach you a few tricks to where I want to see you AGAIN, enjoy a few girly drinks cuz those things will FUCK...YOU... UP!! Laugh til you almost pee. I dont give a damn. Just be cool. Let me appreciate your kindness and company. Bitch, Dont bite your nails. Unattractive.... Ick! I AM LOOKING FOR A PARTNER IN CRIME! Humor is a MUST!! I like to have a good time whatever it may be. :) I will wink or wave just to be polite. I am not in the mood nor am I looking for one night stands. Short dicks do nothing for me. I dont care how good you are with your tongue. If you cant bring it with cock, just dont bring it at all. I am here to chat and if there is a chemistry and a vibe, I am willing to meet. If you are afraid to meet in public or scared of group meet and greets, dont bother me. I dont need unsocial, closed minded people around me. I want good times. It would be great to find someone to hang with and if a relationship starts, I am all for that too. I am D/D Free and PLAN ON STAYING THAT WAY! Amen :) LOL Have a Fanfukintastic Day!!

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