Sure, we could bore you with delusions of how wonderful we are, but lets face it, I'm sure you've already read that hogwash about two hundred times in all the other profiles you have had to painstakingly read just today… Plus both of us are great at the paste function, its that damn copy function everyone else seems so good at that we can just not master….Plus we believe that actions speak louder than words, so why bother learning how to copy? A lot of people have told us that we are a "special couple" or "made for each-other". I think they're jealous that together we can count to 20, or 40 with our shoes off, and even to 42 in the shower. (don't ask) Anywhoo... We surround ourself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life, and no, we don't mean KFC then to Taco Bell. We are very open-minded with an international outlook, risk- takers who are always up for a new adventure. We love dogs, camping, meaningful conversations, and self improvement. We keep very busy and love our life. We don't have the time or inclination to date everyone under the sun, and I have no problem meeting people. We are extremely selective, and we just fine if I don't meet anyone on here... BUT, if you're someone really really really (she says I should add one more "really") really special, We would love to have you along for the ride and make our already great lives that much better. There's something very special about you. You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended and get your panties in a bunch. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell (without using spell check..(I can't, she can…damn she wins again), and are generally happy. You want to see and do new things, love to kiss, you cuddle like a cat on the sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed. You are thin, athletic, (curvy in the right places is a plus), your eyes are bright and convey the depth of your spirit and soul. You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can actually keep up with us. Well then the rest is negotiable. (Well, no blood relatives that we have had a meal with…beside that ...negotiable)

My Ideal Person is not YOU...its purely a numbers game and lets just face the facts now.

Also it is not you and your always in the shower, on the phone, asleep, at the gym, at work or the thousands of other places beside in front of the camera with you "wife", of the self-proclaimed gentleman with his dick in his hand beating it like a red headed stepchild. Amazed and dumbfounded why we are not turned on by you and your cleaver communication style and Newtonian like discovery and unveiling of your penis.

Our ideal person is also not you...oh you know who you are...yes you do. That extremely hot woman that by all accounts of your personality screams I am a dude that likes to rip off woman's photos and talk to what I have to assume are other dudes play with their frank and beans...you are so cleaver and tricky.

Oh and to all those classy, one of a kind, my dick is bigger than his, pound you/her hard all night, want to meet, want to fuck, up for mfm, well hung, yo whtz up, hitz me up, holla at me shortie, damn you are hot, damn i want to fuck you, damn i want to ______(fill in the blank), nice _____ (fill in the blank), well if we are ever in a self-destructive, I need a VD and NOW phase of life we will contact you. Till then best of luck with those with so little self-esteem they are willing to let you into their life to trash it.