We like our partners like we like our coffee. Message us if you are hot and bitter. We always smell super delish. With 100% accuracy, he can find the perfect leftover container for the leftover food. She has a hard time appreciating this super power. He never met a dad joke he could remember. She doesn't think she's ever heard a good dad joke. Apparently, the Venezuelan ladies can't get enough of him. She is not Venezuelan. Irritated that SLS cut our out of a salespitch photo to animal lovers. Didn't realize that size mattered until SLS, but he's 6'1". Taller in heels. She's 5'10"with 3" heels. We'll let you do the math. Traveling, hiking, biking, camping, yada yada. Colorado outdoorsy. Should probably be driving Subaru Outbacks (we don't, but don't think less of you if you do). We used to roller blade when it was cool (although it really never was cool). Looking for super fun folks to hang with, play with, or just commiserate how crappy 2020 is with. Please reach out! Don't be shy! (Insert bad, "I don't bite, hard" joke here.) New info for single guys: Yes, she's interested. No she doesn't want to see your phallus. I/he will be vetting you. You won't rearrange her guts. In fact, she'll rock your world. She will not travel to see you and will not pay for anything. First play time will be with hubby as a third and there will be no cucking. This woman is my pride and my princess but she has a full hall pass beyond those rules. She likes fit, attractive and age appropriate men. We prefer FWB to one-offs. You must be able to hold a great conversation with her. She is very selective with solo partners, so please be cool and very attractive...size doesn't matter much to her!

My Ideal Person Ideally looking for attractive and fit couples for full play and swap opportunities. We are not perfect physically, so do not expect perfection, but physical attraction is still important. Will consider only very attractive single men, and of course, the unicorns as singles. Newer to the lifestyle, but have had several great experiences. Don't be shy!!! As a couple, we usually don't mind to travel, especially to Denver and the I70 corridor. He will travel to Timbuktu for an attractive woman. We cannot host unfortunately.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Mr and Mrs have different fantasies in general, but we do
agree that DP would be the next on our checklist.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Mr. is into the Princess, Kate Middleton...she must be
a freak in the sheets. Mrs. would like to have Jason Mamoa
on speed dial.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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