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You'll be punished 11/18/2004
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled
into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women.
They started getting friendly with all the women, when
suddenly the Sheik came in.
<br>
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can
touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you
have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding ...
0 Comments, 27 Views,
9 Votes
,5.78 Score
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labour pains!!! 11/16/2004
A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman
was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented
a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of
the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father."
So the married couple decided that they would try this.
So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain
switched from the mother to the ...
1 Comments, 19 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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A Definition about what a Gay AOL member is all about 11/15/2004
A Definition about what a Gay Aol'er is all about
<br>
Basic Facts - The defining key words
<br>
TOTALLY TOP
1) I have masculinity and control issues 2) I'm ugly
and since most gay men are bottoms, I can hopefully get laid
this way.
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
TOTALLY BOTTOM
1) I'm selfish and lazy. 2) I was never properly toilet
trained. 3) ...
0 Comments, 107 Views,
13 Votes
,2.98 Score
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Superman 11/11/2004
Superman was flying around town when he flew over Wonder
Woman's penthouse. She was laying outside completely
naked. Superman thought to himself "I am faster than
a speeding bullet, I could fly down there and have my way
with her and she wouldn't even know what happened".
So he flew down and fucked her. Then flew away. "What
the fuck was that?" Wonder Woman said. "I don't
know" said the ...
1 Comments, 9 Views,
24 Votes
,7.67 Score
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what do Michael Jackson and Wall-Mart have in common 11/10/2004
(Q) WHAT DO MICHAEL JACKSON AND WALL-MART HAVE IN COMMON?
<br>
(A) THEY BOTH HAVE BOY'S UNDERWEAR HALF OFF
0 Comments, 3 Views,
18 Votes
,4.90 Score
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black and white 11/9/2004
whats black and white, black and white, black and white...........
<br>
<br>
a nun rolling down a hill
2 Comments, 21 Views,
11 Votes
,2.23 Score
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Long but funny (if you're not a cop) 11/9/2004
A guy is driving down a long country lane at 100mph, a police
officer is at the side of the road with a radar gun and catches
the guy speeding, he follows and signals the guy to stop.
When he gets over to the car he asks the guy why he was speeding,
the man replies that he'd been fishing all day and he'd lost
track of time and if he didn't get home soon his wife would
staple his balls to ...
1 Comments, 13 Views,
4 Votes
,5.57 Score
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Pumkin Shagger 11/8/2004
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year
old white male
resident of Dacula, Georgia, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m.
on Friday.
<br>
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour,
public
indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County
courthouse on
Monday.
<br>
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch
he ...
1 Comments, 8 Views,
11 Votes
,5.04 Score
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The Good Excuse. 11/3/2004
A man goes to work one morning, only to find that his secretary
is sick so he calls the secretary pool to get another one
for the day. A little while later, in walks a pretty blonde
with huge tits, he smiles to himself then proceeds with
the business of the day.
<br>
After a long day of work, he was feeling bad for keeping her
late, so he offered to take her to dinner. At ...
2 Comments, 114 Views,
25 Votes
,7.23 Score
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blonde wreck 11/2/2004
a blonde has a wreck she gets out of the car opens the trunk
2 migets get out in trench coats and start exposing themselfs
to on comeing trafic it6 wasint long till there were wreckes
everywhere the cops show up and ask her what the hell is going
on she said i had a wreck the cop ask well whats with the 2 migets
she say well thems my emergancy flashers
1 Comments, 52 Views,
19 Votes
,5.50 Score
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How to keep a woman happy 11/1/2004
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only
needs to be:
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A friend
<br>
A companion
<br>
A lover
<br>
A brother
<br>
A father
<br>
A master
<br>
A chef
<br>
An electrician
<br>
A carpenter
<br>
A plumber
<br>
A mechanic
<br>
A decorator
<br>
A stylist
...
0 Comments, 9 Views,
19 Votes
,5.23 Score
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Arkansas 10/31/2004
What do a grizzly bear and a girl from Arkansas have in common?
They both suck their paws
1 Comments, 19 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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Cabbie pics up a nun 10/28/2004
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
<br>
She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop
staring at her.
<br>
She asks him why is he staring.
He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't
want to offend you." She answers, "My , you cannot offend me. When you
are as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get
a chance to see and hear just about ...
2 Comments, 620 Views,
89 Votes
,7.44 Score
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kinky or perverted 10/28/2004
What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
<br>
Kinky is using a feather,
perverted is using the whole chicken!
1 Comments, 12 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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Out of Office Replies 10/27/2004
Phrases For Your “Out-Of-The-Office” E-Mail Auto-Reply,
you can chose from!!
<br>
I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons.
<br>
When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of
‘Steve’.’
<br>
I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you
if I fail to get the ...
1 Comments, 25 Views,
5 Votes
,5.43 Score
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A bear and ... 10/26/2004
A bear and a rabbit was takin' a shit in da woods, then
the bear turned to the rabbit and asked:
"Hey rabbit, d'you mind if shit is sticking to
ya fur??"
The rabbit looked at the bear and said:
"Ummm....no....not really.."
<br>
And then....the bear....wiped his ass with the RABBIT!!
;o)
0 Comments, 5 Views,
7 Votes
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why ladies should keep knickers on... 10/25/2004
Was standing with a friend, one sunny afternoon, and
along comes this sexy lady, when she walked past, i said
to my pal, i wonder why she wears no knickers, of which
he replied, how do i know ...she wears no knickers.
I said, i saw dandruff on her feet, when she walked past.
had she been wearing knickers......................winks
1 Comments, 40 Views,
17 Votes
,1.15 Score
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math quiz anyone? 10/25/2004
whats the square route of 69?
8 something
1 Comments, 12 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Degenerate Dictionary 10/24/2004
3-Eyed Turtle
Basically plug every orifice of a girl in the following
manner: thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, and dick in mouth.
<br>
3-Way Lunch
Anytime you got three women laid out on your bed begging
for some hot muff action. Happens all the time to men in the
Miami club scene. Requires much patience.
<br>
6 Pack
Have that bitch stand on her head, and stick your ...
3 Comments, 296 Views,
24 Votes
,4.38 Score
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what's wrinkled and rides a ? 10/24/2004
the lone prune.
0 Comments, 53 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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The Art Expert 10/21/2004
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery
was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
The painting depicted three very black, totally naked
men sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises
but the one in the middle had a pink penis.
<br>
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having
trouble interpreting the painting and ...
2 Comments, 120 Views,
32 Votes
,6.71 Score
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MSU Football players 10/14/2004
How many MSU freshmen football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer:
None! That is a Sophmore level course! .
2 Comments, 30 Views,
5 Votes
,1.19 Score
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girl who drank too much 10/13/2004
This lovely young lady started showing up at the tavern where I work.
She was blonde and well stacked and all the men smiled as she walked by.She proceeded too order budwiesers all night long until she past out.A few of the guys dragged her into the back room and had a turn with her.After 5 guys fucked her brains out they drug her back into the bar and left. The next weekend she was back at the ...
2 Comments, 81 Views,
12 Votes
,5.10 Score
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anagramania 10/12/2004
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE: ...
0 Comments, 141 Views,
16 Votes
,6.21 Score
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daddy why? 10/11/2004
i father and his go fishing
as they are fishing the dad lights up a cig
his asks daddy can i try to smoke to
NO you're to young
why daddy
does your dick reach your asshole
no
then you're not old enough
then the dad opens a beer
the asks dad can i try the beer
NO you're to young
why daddy
does your dick reach your asshole
no
then you're not old enough
on the way home they ...
2 Comments, 49 Views,
5 Votes
,5.10 Score
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cucumber/pickle/and a penis? 10/9/2004
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber complains, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looked at him and said, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they drown me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis finally ...
1 Comments, 28 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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The bottle 10/9/2004
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over ...
1 Comments, 34 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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A REALLLY Bad Pun 10/8/2004
Q: What do you get when you cross a honeydew with sheepdog?
A: A Melon-Collie baby!
1 Comments, 16 Views,
19 Votes
,0.88 Score
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Hookers and Lawyers 10/7/2004
Q: What are the two main differences between hookers and
lawyers?
1: There some things hookers will not do no matter how much
you pay them.
2: Hookers stop screwing their when they die.
1 Comments, 17 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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The cuckoo clock 10/5/2004
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passes and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3AM, a
bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in
the hall started and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would
probably wake up, I cuckooed ...
1 Comments, 30 Views,
0 Votes
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