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Robot Emporium and wart removal center for the criminally insane  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
8/20/2018 5:44 pm

Last Read:
8/21/2018 5:19 pm

Robot Emporium and wart removal center for the criminally insane


Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine went out on a date with Phil Totola and things were going great until he flopped his dick out ? I do . We all had a good laugh . And yet if that were to happen today people would be very upset .

When I was in school there was this girl that everyone called Ugly Heather , even the people who were normally nice , which was odd . The only person who didn't call her Ugly Heather was me , your pal , 40Deuce . So one day in the hall I says to her I says "Hello Heather" and she flipped out and start kicking me and knocked the books out my hand and shouted "Why do you call me that !!!" before running off . Then when I was trying to pick my books up Ben Fram kicked me in the ass and send me flying at which point his cronies started pelting me with clay from the art room .

What do you think that was about ? Did she want to be called ugly ?

And do you think those dudes had the clay for some other type of mischief or why were they carrying it around ?

"You're 41 man , quit talking about high school you loser , get over it"

Counterpoint - Go to hell

And now a review of the 2018 DC/WB Batman Calendar .

We start off January with Batman which is wrong right off the bat . January is named after Janus - you know the god with TWO FACES ergo January should obviously be Two-Face . That's just sloppy . Plus you can't give us Batman right away - that's crazy . You're blowing your Bat-Load right away .

February - Catwoman . Nope . February is the coldest month of the year so it should obviously be Mr. Freeze . You know how cold it gets in a leather catsuit ? I do .

March - Now we get Mr. Freeze ? March is named after Mars , a war god , ergo March should be Bane .

April - Riddler . Approved . On account of April Fool's .

May - Nightwing . May is named after Maia a fertility goddess and therefore May should be Poison Ivy .

June - Joker . Good enough , he needs to be in there somewhere and I can't think of a month that's very Jokery

July - Harly Quinn . Harly should be in August because that's my birthday month . Who should be July then ? Oh , let's say Killer Croc because why not .

August - Penguin . See above . Also ugh , Penguin . I didn't watch much of Gotham because I didn't like the main dude and little Bruce Wayne is stupid but I did like that they actually made Penguin and interesting character .

September - Poison Ivy , see above . Let's but Nightwing here on a flip-flop .

October - Batman again . Super wrong . Halloween is in October so clearly it should be the Scarecrow . Also why put Batman in there twice when there's literally one trillion Batman characters ?

November - Robin . Fine

December - Two-Face . Another flip-flop , this is where the Batman should be . You don't give them the Bat until they're good and ready .

Would you watch a youtube show where I reviewed superhero calendars ? No , you would not .

What if my co-host was a nude Katie Morgan ? Still no .

Remember that time in 2000 when Katie Morgan was arrested trying to bring 100 pounds of weed across the border and she started doing porn to pay for her bail and for the fine what was part of her plea arrangement ?

I do .

I try to pretend that porn isn't that bad but I've never heard a happy story about how someone got into it .

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
8/20/2018 5:45 pm

The more I watch Jennifer's Body the more I think it may be the greatest movie ever made

Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
8/20/2018 7:33 pm

I'm thinking Ugly Heather assumed you called her Ugly Heather instead of just Heather and you were her last straw. The clay guys were probably waiting for you - based on your previous high school reminisces.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 8/21/2018 5:21 pm:
That hadn't occurred to me , I guess if she was called that all the time maybe that's what she heard

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
8/21/2018 8:00 am

You're way past due to start up a vlog.


40Deuce replies on 8/21/2018 5:21 pm:
Maybe if I hired and actor to play me who was parroting what I said from an earpiece

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